World’s Greatest PA has introduced me to my new favourite comedy website: www.regretsy.com , an edited highlights (or, more properly, the low points) of the “craft and trading” website, etsy.com.
I am extremely pleased with her, not simply for introducing me to the world of the “mature plush teddy bear” (hand-made teddy bears, with startlingly plump vaginas stitched in somewhere just below their belly buttons), but for the manner in which she helped me find the image in question.
She came to my desk, gave me the address, and then, as I scrolled down the toolbar to find the picture she guaranteed “I would love”, she issued the following, straight-faced instruction:-
“Scroll down. Scroll up. Up. Click on “Vaginas”.”
That I should hear this instruction issued by her is a happy and good feeling.
