I am currently pondering alternative careers, their ups and their downs – and I think I need to put a few thoughts “out there” (by which I mean: “on here”). Architect: I have just employed an architect and it is costing me a lot of money. He is a very nice chap, and seems to [...]
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Alternative Careers
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged "My Family", Alternative Careers, Architect, Cosmo Landesman, Critic, Inventor, Mark Cousins, Mark Kermode, Team Player, Writer on September 19, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Hounded for Sex
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Sex, Unfeasibly Attractive Girlfriend, Woman In Whose House I Fell Over While Removing My Jeans on September 13, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Well: this is a turn-up. I am being cyber-stalked for sex by a woman with whom I have already HAD sex. It’s all very exciting, as I am sure you can imagine. It seems that Woman In Whose House I Fell Over While Removing My Jeans is keen to “see” me again, and while it [...]
You are Testing my Patience, Fiona Shaw.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged ENO, Fiona Shaw, The Marriage of Figaro on September 13, 2011 | 1 Comment »
See this as an open letter, if you like. It needs saying in an open forum and that’s as near as I can get to one in our DigiWiki2.0 world. I’ve got something that needs saying and that needs to be heard and it is this: “You are testing my patience, Fiona Shaw.”. I was [...]
“That Film With That Bloke In”
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Black despair, Flatliners, Sandwiches, The Sandwich of Dreams on September 13, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
I only have myself to blame – and that (to me) is almost the dictionary definition of “unhappiness” – and I am sitting here in a thick pipe smoke of regret. I’ve gone and bought the wrong sandwich. And do you know what’s truly sickening: even as I picked it off the shelf, but one [...]
Holiday – Part II: Gay Dads
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Best Friend, Family, Gay Dads, Gifted God Daughter, Longleat, Talented Art Director with Monkey Arms, Weston Super Mare, Wookey Hole on August 25, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Best Friend had to return to London during our holiday for a pitch, meaning that Talented Art Director With Monkey Arms and I were left in charge of the four children (my three and their daughter, Gifted God Daughter). It was a shame that she had to miss out, but it was great to spend [...]
Holiday – Part 1
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Best Friend, Family, Holiday, Talented Art Director with Monkey Arms on August 16, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
I shall write in full about the latest holiday with the children and Best Friend and Talented Art Director With Monkey Arms. For the moment, just let me record that it was the most brilliant fun, and that the children seemed to love every second of it: I had been slightly nervous of a week [...]
Statistics
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Statistics, Zoe Wanamaker on August 4, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
It appears that one of the most popular search phrases to deliver traffic to my blog is as follows: “Zoe Wanamaker fucked…” I don’t know what to make of this. Is it critical opprobrium being shown towards her Ranyevskaya, or is there, perhaps, some darker meaning?
American Diva Planner
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Advertising Agency, Advertising Planning, American Diva Planner, Old Friend at Work on August 3, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
American Diva Planner has left the agency – in fact, she was asked to leave… Hers is a particularly sad story: not because she didn’t see her demise coming (I think she did), but because she saw it coming and simply couldn’t alter her behaviour in such a way as to prevent it – like being [...]
Bedroom Antics
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Cock, Sex, Unfeasibly Attractive Girlfriend on July 31, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
The departure of Unfeasibly Attractive Girlfriend has not slowed down my (to me, and I daresay to others) surprising rate of sexual success: the last of which was like something out of a farce. The girl was very attractive, very nice and we went back to her very lovely house, where it must have struck [...]
“And Now: Gnawing Off Our Scrotums!”
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Box-TIcking Account Guy, Conference, Fearless Leader on July 31, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Fearless Leader, Box-Ticking Account Guy and I headed off to a conference last week: the highlight of which was the breath-takingly vulgar hotel in which it was to take place. “Your conference is taking place in The Astor Ballroom, just through The Warhol Bar” smiled the (very pretty) Receptionist. I held her gaze a while [...]
