Thursday, 12th April 2007 The magnificent Stephen Fry once wrote that he decided to go on a diet when he felt that his body had begun to resemble “a bin liner filled with yoghurt”. I’m not there yet: but there’s certainly a few too many Mullers in the Waitrose bag – so on Tuesday (after [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Fat’
The Binliner full of Yoghurt
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Fat, Stephen Fry on May 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
A New, Slimmer You
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Fat, Thin on May 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Wednesday, 25th May 2007 Two weeks into the diet and it is working like fuck I don’t want to suggest that I am now one of those painfully thin young men in skinny jeans (God! How I hate those trousers!) who seem to have broom handles for legs and a chest like a smashed in [...]
Beware the Soya Cappuccino
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Fat, Macbeth, Soya Cappuccino on May 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Thursday, 26th April 2007 If you’re looking for a truly foul assault on your senses of smell and taste, may I recommend that you cease your search and head straight for the nearest Soya Latte? One of the more demanding stipulations of this diet has been no caffeine (although Decaff coffee and tea both taste [...]
On Fat and Friendship
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Fat, Oldest Friend on May 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Saturday, 25th August 2007 Saw Oldest Friend on Tuesday night: and as ever, it was lovely to see her. She is a TV producer, doing an eight-week project with Tiger Aspect, and has been working flat out: not so hard, unfortunately that she hasn’t had time to eat a lot of cake. A couple of [...]
OR, Stop Fucking Eating
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Fat, Oldest Friend on May 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Saturday, 25th August 2007 Another evening with Oldest Friend. This seems to be the pattern with her (as with many of my friends): no contact for ages and then an absolute glut – which is lovely and testament to a good friendship that endures, I think. This time, she brought her mother with her: still [...]
TragicRobbieWilliams
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Fat, Robbie Williams on May 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Thursday, 27th December 2007 I am well into a Fat Robbie stage of my life. Like TragicRobbieWilliams, I have got the trick of see-sawing between an acceptable weight and something more suitable to a four-door hatchback down a treat. I am currently at full Ford Mondeo spec – but with New Year looming, obviously I [...]
King of the Fats
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Saturday, 22nd March 2008 Currently, I am King of the Fats. I am not as depressed by this as I might be as I am (ironically) quite good at dieting and I have a plan: Old Friend at Work and I are going to start diet ‘n’ gym unhappiness after our holidays in April. But [...]
