Fuck me, but I have seen some shit ideas in my time. In my line of work, it’s inevitable - but some that stand out were an idea for a brand of Bitter which consisted of a procession through the streets of Derby, led by a chimp with the followers of the town marching behind [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Jordan’
I Think I Preferred Gandalf
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Advertising, Advertising Agency, Advertising Planning, Exhausted Creative Director, Gandalf, Jordan, Wife on July 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Murderous Thoughts – and a Proposal
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Circe, Golf Umbrellas, Jordan, Murdering people who carry golf umbrellas - a proposal, Prometheus, Sisyphus on August 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s mid August: the height of Summer, and here I am in this great country which (uniquely) has a cycle called “The Season” – outdoor events from The Chelsea Flower Show to Wimbledon, Henley and Ascot whereat the great and the good gather (and from which Jordan is refused entry – not, it transpires for [...]
What It Means To Be Famous
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Beckham, Heat, Jordan on May 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Wednesday, 25th July 2007 I remember being revolted by Mark Frith, the editor of “heat”, saying in an interview: “There is no morality. If the reader wants to see it, then it’s fair game.” Needless to say, when there is no such thing as editorial forebearance, it’s only a matter of time before stars’ skid [...]
